God Spoke To Me This Morning 12/25/09

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God spoke to me this Christmas morning by way of a group of thoughts. The same way he speaks to anyone who has said they were spoken to by God. (What alcoholics might call “a moment of clarity”). I was given the truth and here it is:

1. Jesus was not a homosexual but in fact was bi (bisexual) but never was a receiver and in fact always a giver of homosexual acts to exercise his power and dominance over his male followers.

2. All but one of the disciples was gay, the exception being Mary who was a male transvestite. Therefore, the only way Mary and Joseph could achieve Immaculate Conception was the only way any human man could … with the help of a surrogate mother. God went on to tell me that the mother of Jesus was a fag hag that hung around the group from time to time.

3. The next thing he told me was that the current Republican Party is made up mostly of decedents from the original disciples. BTW, also included in that group of decedents is any man that has an urge to kiss the hem of Jesus’ or for that matter any man’s garment.

4. The last thing told to me by God by way of a group of thoughts was that the women that hang out or marry said “garment kissing cravers” (AKA, Christians), shall be from now on referred to as “fag hags”.... AMEN

Obama Repubilcans

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To all of you Republicans who jumped ship in the last election and voted for Barack Obama, answer me this:

1. Knowing what you know now, do you think you should have voted for Al Gore or John Kerry?
2. a. Knowing what you know now, when George W Bush was elected would you have voted for Barack Obama or George W. Bush?
2 b. If George W Bush could have run for a third term, would you have voted for Bush over Obama?
3. If you liked Bush, was John McCain so different that it was worth jumping ship and worth voting for "socialist" Obama? (aka, who do you like better, McCain or Bush?)

Open Letter To Barrack Obama

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These are the things I would like President Obama to accomplish while in office in a perfect world.

1. The death penalty for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Wolfowitz and Rove. (on this I'm as
serious as a heart attack)
2. Partisanship, separation and attacks on the neocon, phony Republicans that are now in,
or seeking public office.
3. No bailouts for banks, corporations or house borrowers (aka home owners). In other words,
stopping the fascism and the socialism and preserving capitalism, a much better system.
4. Sealing the borders and sending illegal aliens home.
5. Bringing most of our troops around the world home.
6. A robust GI bill and a draft during wartime.
7. 100% universal health care.
8. Legalization of all drugs and prostitution.
9 Cracking down on crime, including white collar crime.
10. Free college for every citizen by way of an entrance exam.
11. A split between corporations, religion and government.
12. Taxing of religious organizations.
13. The elimination and prosecution of Haliburton, Blackwater and their affiliates.
14. Stopping the unfettered free market and deregulation started by, in my opinion, the worst president
of modern times, Reagan, and put on steroids by Clinton.
15. Prosecution of Rove and Myers for contempt and Gonzales, et al for their part in the
Federal Prosecutor firings and subsequent cover-up.
16. Rebuilding our history by rebuilding New Orleans and the World Trade Center.
17. 100% screening of our ports and other entry points into the U.S.
18. A robust space and science program.
19. Mandatory healthy food programs in schools.
20. Start calling this economic slow down what it is, "The Great Bubble Correction".
21. Open recent historical trials and impeachments, for example, JFK's murder, MLK's murder, Robert Kennedy's murder
the Vietnam war, The Irag war, Nixon's criminal behavior, Reagan's arms for hostages, Iran/Contra, put people like Oliver
North in jail where they belong, and of course, the impeachment of George W. Bush (even if he were to receive the death
penalty, history must record this ultra corrupt criminal's escapades for posterity)

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The Republicons Piss Themselves Over Palin

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I love that new comedienne, Sarah Palin. She cracks me up with her signature line “In what regard, Charlie”. Now if you republicons want to look even sillier than you already do, keep supporting Palin for understudy to the leader of the free world. As a McCain/Palin supporter, you’ve reduced yourself to a punch line, your opinions to a joke and whatever tiny infinitesimal bit of credibility you think you had left, you’ve squandered … WITH YOURSELF!! I would pity the republicons, except for the fact that they’re a crude, mean spirited, self centered, lying, cheating, stealing, racist, stupid bunch of dingle berry brained fuck-ups! And I mean that with all due acrid abhorrence!! Heaven help us if this walking joke Palin, (who tries to pretend she’s not a bad mother to a litter of meth taking pregnant redneck mutts) gets within three thousand miles of the White House! Just for laughs though, let’s hope she keeps on keeping on and embarrassing McCain voters to their rotten cores!!!!

No Fucking Way!!

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No Fucking Way!

Listen up little brains … the corporate shills on Wall Street, NYC, are about to, through fraud, steal the rest of any possible money in America’s coffers … for now, and for the future!!!! That means that whoever becomes president, Obama or McCain, will no longer have any money to run the government. Everything will be privatized from here on out. That’s been the neo-cons plan from the git-go by the way. The presidency will, by default, become a Monarchy and we will no longer have any say in what happens in our lives or those of you’re precious offspring.
The Republicons have managed, through deregulation and mergers, to make these “too big to fail” conglomerates into monopolies. Then, when they fuck-up, we’ll be there to pay for they’re bailouts. Not only do we have only a few monopolies around (in the way of banks for instance) to give up poorer service and with no accountability, but we are on the hook with a blank check to always be there to bail them out. Bush, Cheney, McCain et al, have managed to change our country to a completely different system at Bush’s 11th hour. We have now become a corporatist, socialist (fascist) government all in one slick move.
This situation of a few people stealing all the rest of our money is so important, non political, non partisan and so much all our problem, that I’m willing to give the following little brain favorites up to have them help stop the biggest rip-off of Americans in the history of America.
I’ll stipulate to no more abortions, no gay marriage, 100 years in Iraq, hell, I’ll even try and go back in time and let a priest suck my dick if it’ll help, but for Christ’s sake this bogus bailout of the mortgage banks has to be stopped!!!!!!!!