Friday, May 2, 2008

Fellow Taxpaqyers

Dear friends,

I feel a need to offer my opinion and to help out with an important subject that affects us all here in America.

I heard on the "news" today that almost "TWO PERCENT" (that's almost "THREE PERCENT")of the "FAMILIES" that own "HOMES" are at risk of falling into foreclosure. That means that they would have to (now hide the kids) rent like I do. And believe me, it's no fun!

And even though 98% of house investors are paying their mortgages, I for one am willing at this time to commit my income for January to help out those families in need. This of course will be on top of the taxes we're paying now towards bailing out the banks and eventually the 2% of house investors across the country.

Now some think that this unprecedented bailout by the fed flies in the face of a free market, capitalist society and the constitution, but like other decisions our president has made, desperate times call for desperate measures.

In fact, because I've finally decided to believe what some call the myth of going into a depression, I'm willing to forgo buying a house indefinitely to keep those folks (even though some are the very people that beat us out of houses that we put offers on over that last few years) from losing their investments.

Now some America haters will say that bailing out these sub prime house investors will keep house prices at and above their all time high therefore destroying the now cash poor middle class and keeping them from being able to wield as much political power, but this mortgage crisis is important and I think we should spend as much as it takes to keep any of the sub-prime investors from having to rent. Some Bush haters even think that this whole thing was a scam from the git-go to collect on the way up and the way down and also to get at our taxes, But I don't think
anyone like Bush or any of the leading families/money lenders, The Carlisle Group, Haliberton, Fanny Mae or anyone else connected to this administration would ever do such a thing.

If anyone else out there wants to help out, please send me a check in the amount of your income for January and I'll make sure it gets spent wisely towards solving this problem.