God Spoke To Me This Morning 12/25/09

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God spoke to me this Christmas morning by way of a group of thoughts. The same way he speaks to anyone who has said they were spoken to by God. (What alcoholics might call “a moment of clarity”). I was given the truth and here it is:

1. Jesus was not a homosexual but in fact was bi (bisexual) but never was a receiver and in fact always a giver of homosexual acts to exercise his power and dominance over his male followers.

2. All but one of the disciples was gay, the exception being Mary who was a male transvestite. Therefore, the only way Mary and Joseph could achieve Immaculate Conception was the only way any human man could … with the help of a surrogate mother. God went on to tell me that the mother of Jesus was a fag hag that hung around the group from time to time.

3. The next thing he told me was that the current Republican Party is made up mostly of decedents from the original disciples. BTW, also included in that group of decedents is any man that has an urge to kiss the hem of Jesus’ or for that matter any man’s garment.

4. The last thing told to me by God by way of a group of thoughts was that the women that hang out or marry said “garment kissing cravers” (AKA, Christians), shall be from now on referred to as “fag hags”.... AMEN

Obama Repubilcans

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To all of you Republicans who jumped ship in the last election and voted for Barack Obama, answer me this:

1. Knowing what you know now, do you think you should have voted for Al Gore or John Kerry?
2. a. Knowing what you know now, when George W Bush was elected would you have voted for Barack Obama or George W. Bush?
2 b. If George W Bush could have run for a third term, would you have voted for Bush over Obama?
3. If you liked Bush, was John McCain so different that it was worth jumping ship and worth voting for "socialist" Obama? (aka, who do you like better, McCain or Bush?)

Open Letter To Barrack Obama

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These are the things I would like President Obama to accomplish while in office in a perfect world.

1. The death penalty for Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Wolfowitz and Rove. (on this I'm as
serious as a heart attack)
2. Partisanship, separation and attacks on the neocon, phony Republicans that are now in,
or seeking public office.
3. No bailouts for banks, corporations or house borrowers (aka home owners). In other words,
stopping the fascism and the socialism and preserving capitalism, a much better system.
4. Sealing the borders and sending illegal aliens home.
5. Bringing most of our troops around the world home.
6. A robust GI bill and a draft during wartime.
7. 100% universal health care.
8. Legalization of all drugs and prostitution.
9 Cracking down on crime, including white collar crime.
10. Free college for every citizen by way of an entrance exam.
11. A split between corporations, religion and government.
12. Taxing of religious organizations.
13. The elimination and prosecution of Haliburton, Blackwater and their affiliates.
14. Stopping the unfettered free market and deregulation started by, in my opinion, the worst president
of modern times, Reagan, and put on steroids by Clinton.
15. Prosecution of Rove and Myers for contempt and Gonzales, et al for their part in the
Federal Prosecutor firings and subsequent cover-up.
16. Rebuilding our history by rebuilding New Orleans and the World Trade Center.
17. 100% screening of our ports and other entry points into the U.S.
18. A robust space and science program.
19. Mandatory healthy food programs in schools.
20. Start calling this economic slow down what it is, "The Great Bubble Correction".
21. Open recent historical trials and impeachments, for example, JFK's murder, MLK's murder, Robert Kennedy's murder
the Vietnam war, The Irag war, Nixon's criminal behavior, Reagan's arms for hostages, Iran/Contra, put people like Oliver
North in jail where they belong, and of course, the impeachment of George W. Bush (even if he were to receive the death
penalty, history must record this ultra corrupt criminal's escapades for posterity)

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